Slope Rival Pillows

British/French Rivalry.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Kilroy was here first 1945...

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Skier with an anchor.

Ski Toilets

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

"I am snowploughing!"