Landscape Rival Gifts

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

(Camel paintings)

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

The Sculptor

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Set already!"

Snow Bridge.

Watering the garden gnome

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner