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"He loves his leaf blower."

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

The Sculptor

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Set already!"

Watering the garden gnome

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Snow Bridge.

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".