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Stupid Cat

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Genius Envy

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Artists of the wild west.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Gallery Pranks

The Sculptor

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Graffitti.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Toilet Art.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Graffiti on baseboard.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Bloody Graffiti."