Artistic Adversary T-Shirts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Art of Surviving

The Sculptor

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Painter's Duel.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

Fly Mimes.

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Interpretive marathon

Chess bowling.

War artists.

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'Tell the court please, why did you steal the painting?'

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Rage Against the Washing Machine

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

I stole the painting to prevent it leaving the country.

Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

International Compliments.

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

'My NEA grant is bigger than your NEA grant!'

'Hey, dirt bag, bring back the pencil.'

The buck stops here... grudgingly.

Degas Was Here

Stupid Cat