Artistic Adversary T-Shirts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Sculptor

Art of Surviving

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Painter's Duel.

Peter Gabriel

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

Fly Mimes.

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Interpretive marathon

If everything worked like an app.

Chess bowling.

War artists.

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'Tell the court please, why did you steal the painting?'

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Rage Against the Washing Machine

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

I stole the painting to prevent it leaving the country.

100% Effective Ad Blocking

Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

International Compliments.

"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

'My NEA grant is bigger than your NEA grant!'

'Hey, dirt bag, bring back the pencil.'

Stupid Cat

Degas Was Here