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'Tell the court please, why did you steal the painting?'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Tina Turner

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Art Plagiarism

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Hoxton map.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Painter's Duel.

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

The Death of Marat

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

Fish with Shield

Art Theft

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

The Moth Menace.