'Tell the court please, why did you steal the painting?'
Art Defender Prints
Explore prints that capture the spirit of defending and promoting art, ideal for decorating their creative sanctuary or office.
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'
Tina Turner
'I said: Leave my son alone!'
Art Plagiarism
'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'
Hoxton map.
'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
Funding Cuts for the Arts
Painter's Duel.
"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."
"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"
Please help: National Endowment for the Arts
"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"
The Death of Marat
'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'
Fish with Shield
"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"
A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.
A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man
Art Theft
A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra
'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'
"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."
Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre
"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."
An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.
Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved
Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.
"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."
The Moth Menace.
Art Defender Prints Collection
Art Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate art defenders—perfect for adding a bit of humor and inspiration to their daily routine.
Art Defender Pillows
Browse our pillows that pay tribute to art defenders, adding comfort and character to their creative environment.
Art Defender T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for art defenders—show your support with clever, stylish messages they can wear proudly.