"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."
Literature Defender Prints
Decorate their space with art prints celebrating literature and storytelling. These thought-provoking and witty designs bring a literary defender's passion to any room.
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
"So, what are you reading?"
Social media and censorship...
Autocensure
Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.
'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'
Human Rights
'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'
"Sealed for your diets protection."
"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"
Book Burning is Always Wrong?
Menifee Madness
"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."
Government Interference with Science.
"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"
The Moth Menace.
'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'
"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."
'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'
EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.
Steve Bannon opens fire on a reporter.
In yer face news
"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."
Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms
Library Closures.
"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."
"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"
Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'
'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'
Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.
"Make it count and you'll become number one."
"I defend to the death my husband's right to be a complete idiot on social media."
'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'
"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."
Literature Defender Prints Collection
Literature Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of literary defender mugs, perfect for those who champion stories and love sharing their reading passion every day.
Literature Defender Pillows
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Literature Defender T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for literature defenders—ideal for expressing their passion for books with humor and style.