Library Defender Prints

"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"

"I'm a librarian."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Smokey The Tree"

Myths and legends...

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Small child checks out a book.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Fish with Shield

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

"People used to be more considerate."

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Climate Crisis

Menifee Madness

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'I am an unhappy employee.'

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Job Stress.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

Modern ark