Library Defender Mugs

"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"

"I'm a librarian."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Smokey The Tree"

Myths and legends...

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Small child checks out a book.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

Fish with Shield

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"People used to be more considerate."

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Climate Crisis

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

Job Stress.

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Ecology

"Wait. We're the pests?"