Art Defenders Prints

I stole the painting to prevent it leaving the country.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Tina Turner

Art Plagiarism

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Hoxton map.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

The Death of Marat

Painter's Duel.

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

Fish with Shield

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Art Theft

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

IUCN Pronouns

Statue Emergency

Copyright is aways right

'Cops and Rubbers.'

The Police Artist.

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

The woman who donated all her culottes to the metropolitan museum of art.