Art Defenders Pillows

I stole the painting to prevent it leaving the country.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Tina Turner

Art Plagiarism

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Hoxton map.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Painter's Duel.

The Death of Marat

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Fish with Shield

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

Art Theft

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

Copyright is aways right

IUCN Pronouns

The Police Artist.

Statue Emergency

'Cops and Rubbers.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

The woman who donated all her culottes to the metropolitan museum of art.