Literature Defenders Pillows

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"So, what are you reading?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Richard the Turd

Social media and censorship...

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

'So who's smoking?'

Autocensure

Giant Headless Horseman

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Human Rights

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Brothers Grimm

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Government Interference with Science.

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

The Moth Menace.

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

"Yo, novella!"

Take your pick...(Pig to owl and pussy cat).

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

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