Literary Defender Pillows

'And they want to burn us?'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"So, what are you reading?"

Social media and censorship...

Freedom of Speech

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

Autocensure

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Menifee Madness

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

Government Interference with Science.

The Moth Menace.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Moderates Vs Progressives

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

In yer face news

Steve Bannon opens fire on a reporter.

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms

Library Closures.

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

"I defend to the death my husband's right to be a complete idiot on social media."

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

Are there any safe words? Covefe.