Language Defender Pillows

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Roget's Pet

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Social media and censorship...

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Autocensure

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

No New Grammer Schools

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Dikshonarys

Cheese grammar.

"Is Wikileaks' release of hacked government information protected by freedom of speech?"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."