'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'
Language Defender Gifts
Looking for a gift for a language enthusiast who loves defending proper grammar and clear communication? Our 'Language Defender' range offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their passion for language. Whether they’re a teacher, a writer, or simply a language lover, these thoughtful and humorous items celebrate their dedication to preserving linguistic elegance. Perfect for adding a touch of wit and wisdom to their everyday environment, our products are sure to inspire and amuse.
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
Cat Burglar
Doggone
Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.
The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."
Roget's Pet
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.
"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."
Words that can result in employee litigation box.
Social media and censorship...
'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'
'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'
"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"
Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.
"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."
"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."
Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords
'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'
"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"
Autocensure
"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"
No New Grammer Schools
Literary rain
"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"
Dikshonarys
Cheese grammar.
"Is Wikileaks' release of hacked government information protected by freedom of speech?"
'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'
"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."
"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"
"Sealed for your diets protection."
Language Defender Gifts Collection
Language Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs celebrating language lovers—perfect for their morning coffee or tea and their linguistic pride.
Language Defender Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring clever language slogans—an ideal gift to bring personality and comfort to their favorite space.
Language Defender Prints
Browse inspiring language-themed prints—perfect for decorating their home or office with humor and intelligence.
Language Defender T-Shirts
Discover our humorous 'Language Defender' T-shirts—great for casual wear and showing off their passion for correct language usage.