Language Defender Gifts

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Roget's Pet

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Social media and censorship...

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Autocensure

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

No New Grammer Schools

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Dikshonarys

Cheese grammar.

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"Sealed for your diets protection."