Language Advocate Gifts

'Doo-Wop is a singing style, not a ethnic slur!'

"Billy, it's pretty rude to come to my house and tell my dad he can't speak Spanish."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Meet the Enemy

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'What does it say, Dad?'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Twitter censorship

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

Signing the declaration of independence.