Language Advocates Gifts

"Before you say anything else...I want to make it clear that I am a pioneer in the battle against reverse discrimination...and I will gladly be called whatever name you people have for me in my fight against bigotry of the worst kind."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Campaign for Plain English

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Meet the Enemy

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'What does it say, Dad?'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Twitter censorship

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation