Linguistic Defender Gifts

Are there any safe words? Covefe.

No Soliciting

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

A Change of Scene.

Social media and censorship...

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

Autocensure

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Is Wikileaks' release of hacked government information protected by freedom of speech?"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

Steve Bannon opens fire on a reporter.

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

My first pro bono case.

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

Moderates Vs Progressives

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.