Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.
Literature Defenders Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who champions the love of literature? Our collection celebrates literature defenders—those passionate about stories, books, and literary debate. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows, these gifts honor the love of reading with a clever twist. Whether they're defending classical authors or advocating for contemporary stories, our products add a touch of wit and warmth to their book-loving life. Show your appreciation for their literary enthusiasm today!
Book Burning is Always Wrong?
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
"So, what are you reading?"
The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!
'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'
Social media and censorship...
Richard the Turd
Autocensure
Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.
'So who's smoking?'
"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."
Giant Headless Horseman
'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'
Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.
Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.
Brothers Grimm
"The selfie of Dorian Gray"
Human Rights
"Sealed for your diets protection."
Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.
"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"
"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"
Menifee Madness
"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."
"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."
Government Interference with Science.
"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"
The Moth Menace.
Take your pick...(Pig to owl and pussy cat).
Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market
IUCN Pronouns
'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'
"Yo, novella!"
"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."
Literature Defenders Gifts Collection
Literature Defenders Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs for literature lovers and defenders. Perfect for every coffee break and bookish moment.
Literature Defenders Pillows
Snuggle with our literary-themed pillows—ideal for reading corners, bedrooms, or adding a literary charm to any space.
Literature Defenders Prints
Decorate your beloved’s space with our unique literature-inspired prints. Perfect for fans who love to showcase their literary pride.
Literature Defenders T-Shirts
Find fun and clever t-shirts that showcase a love for literature. Great for reading groups, book events, or everyday expression.