Literature Advocate Gifts

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

John Bunyan

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.