Literature Advocate Gifts

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

The DaVinci Code

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Thomas Mann.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Horti-Culture

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

John Bunyan

Shakespeare was bisexual