Book Defender Gifts

Library Closures.

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Menifee Madness

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Locking Up Crime

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"Don't invade his space."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Man with Sword in Penholder

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Job Stress.

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Plagiarism

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"