"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."
Defender Of The Written Word Gifts
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The Anti-Agent
Squeezing the Free Press.
Voltaire
Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.
Trappist Monk Discord
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
Sue the Author 3PM
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.
Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).
Turkey, present day...
"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."
"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."
"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."
"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."
Man ironing the censorship into a book.
'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'
All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!
"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n
Social media and censorship...
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."
Book dictator
Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.
Safe spaces?
Autocensure
"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"
"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"
Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords
Censorship.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth
"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."
"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"
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