Dark Ages
Defender Of Books Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their reading nook with pillows that highlight their love for books. Soft, stylish, and witty, these pillows make their space feel even more inviting.
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
"Psst! Hey, kids."
Social media and censorship...
Autocensure
Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.
'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'
"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."
Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.
"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"
Menifee Madness
"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."
Book Burning is Always Wrong?
Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.
Superhero Rescues Books.
"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."
Last Stand Bookstore
"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."
EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.
Steve Bannon opens fire on a reporter.
How to manage stress...
Library Closures.
"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"
Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms
'Would you like to borrow these?'
"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"
Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.
"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."
"Make it count and you'll become number one."
"I defend to the death my husband's right to be a complete idiot on social media."
Book surgery.
Now we can finally control you!
It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.
'Man with 'Christian Voice' banner shouting, '**@!!*?**@**!!''
"I'm a librarian."
Defender Of Books Pillows Collection
Defender Of Books Mugs
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Defender Of Books Prints
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