Romantic Defender Pillows

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

Saving a Heart

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Valentine Vaccines

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Proposal on a snowboard

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

The Moth Menace.

When policewomen date.

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

On the start position

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

The summertime sport

How could I forget the day we met...

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

Are there any safe words? Covefe.

Boxing Ring

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

Love Birds love watching football together