Romantic Defender Pillows

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

Saving a Heart

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Valentine Vaccines

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

The Moth Menace.

When policewomen date.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

On the start position

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

The summertime sport

How could I forget the day we met...

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

Are there any safe words? Covefe.

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

Love Birds love watching football together

Boxing Ring

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'