Art Rival Mugs

Stupid Cat

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"He loves his leaf blower."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Genius Envy

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Artists of the wild west.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Sculptor

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Graffitti.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

"Bloody Graffiti."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Toilet Art.