Slope-side Ceo T-Shirts

"...Hold on a mo, I've got another call coming in."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Skiers

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

"You're home early!"

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Skier with an anchor.

Ski Toilets

Experts only

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Learning to Ski.