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'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Slinky Cow World

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Sheep In Curlers

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"Don't even think about it."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"Fifi"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

'Well I guess that answers the question of whether we are Flying squirrels or not.'

Squirrel Pyramid Scheme

"I think we're in for a long winter."

Squirrel Re-purposes A Face Mask