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Slinky Cow World

Grace For Flies

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Teapot

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I know your mother."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

A complimentary biscuit

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'How old is this vase?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."