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"So, Mr. Slinky, you actually expect the jury to believe my client pushed you down the stairs on purpose?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Slinky Cow World

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Sparkler

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Beachy Hair

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Retro Kid.

White Sale

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"Fifi"

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!