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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Slinky Cow World

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Sparkler

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Beachy Hair

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

White Sale

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Retro Kid.

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"Fifi"