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"To the basement!! It's Slinky-nado!!"

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Slinky Cow World

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"

Mood Swings.

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Nutflix

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2