Slinky Enthusiasts Pillows

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Slinky Cow World

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"

Mood Swings.

'My dentist recommended it.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'