Slinky Lover Pillows

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Snarky District

"I said slime."

Slinky Cow World

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Homo Zapiens

Monster Baseball

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Apocalliptical

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Tee for Two!

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Feart!

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Slug Hospitals

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'Dude, check it out!'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

Catherine the Tate

"I attract all the crypts."

I love Horror Films