Sprinkle Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"You're losing your everything."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Disco Bunny.

'By god that man stinks!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Hypnotoon

Cupcakes!

You just keep giving.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

I love Sprouts

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Dancing in tailcoats

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Sailor and car