Slinky Collector Prints

Slinky Cow World

Grace For Flies

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Teapot

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Sorry'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

S**t Threw a Goose

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"I know your mother."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

A complimentary biscuit

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'How old is this vase?'