Slinky Lovers Prints

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I said slime."

The Snarky District

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Slinky Cow World

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

Apocalliptical

Moebot

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Feart!

Magician makes a smell

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Laurel and Hardy

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.