Slacking Off Gifts

'This baby helps productivity on video game scores.'

'Out to Hunch.'

"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Why are you texting instead of working?

"What are we doing today?"

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Border Guard

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Throwing snails into next door's garden