Slacking Off Pillows

'This baby helps productivity on video game scores.'

'Out to Hunch.'

"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"What are we doing today?"

Why are you texting instead of working?

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Border Guard

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."