Skunk Owner Gifts

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Love at First Sight

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'She thinks of them as her children...'

The Power of Positive Stinking

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"No offense."

"Skunk! How is it?"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"Is that a pet skunk?"

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'No, I DON'T need a hug.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"New around here?"

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'