Skunks Gifts

Love at First Sight

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

"All lies,dear boy. This is lemonade."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Gesundheit!"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Cowpunk

The Power of Positive Stinking

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Dog bath

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Skunk! How is it?"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Steampunk Santa

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"No offense."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."