Skunks Gifts

Love at First Sight

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

"All lies,dear boy. This is lemonade."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Vivienne Westwood

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Gesundheit!"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

The Power of Positive Stinking

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Cowpunk

You've got to admire his spunk.

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Steampunk Santa

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."