Skincaretaker Gifts

"I know you're anxious about the sun but he really will be OK with factor 50."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Help me!

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'Take care'.

Football

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.