Minute Taker Gifts

"Even if these meetings do last an eternity, we'll continue to refer to this report as 'the minutes'."

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"A meeting is something that reduces hours to minutes."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'Excuse me, sir- did you say 'putt' or 'punt'?'

"Feel free to take notes."

Raptures

Jason and the Aga notes,

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"It's time to wake up!"

Clock watcher

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Biological alarm clock!

Planned service changes

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.

How do they know me so well?

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

Checking watch

Personnel Dept. Frankly, we'd like a job so we can get into a Super Bowl pool.

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