Minute Taker Pillows

"Even if these meetings do last an eternity, we'll continue to refer to this report as 'the minutes'."

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"A meeting is something that reduces hours to minutes."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'Excuse me, sir- did you say 'putt' or 'punt'?'

"Feel free to take notes."

Raptures

Jason and the Aga notes,

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Clock watcher

"It's time to wake up!"

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

Biological alarm clock!

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Planned service changes

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

How do they know me so well?

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'I take my blood pressure medicine at bedtime and before looking at the market reports.'

Checking watch

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."