Minute Counter Pillows

Clock watcher

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'How many zeroes in a billion again?'

Checking watch

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

The fleeting moment

Aging Researchers

" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

"A meeting is something that reduces hours to minutes."

Time getting away

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

Only 5000 miles on the clock!