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"I know you're anxious about the sun but he really will be OK with factor 50."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Help me!

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Football