Ski Resort Manager Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Ski lift mobile

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

S.P.F. 1,000

Clown Skis.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Postcards from Heaven...

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Skiing at Sea

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Piste-side Hotel

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!