Ski Resort Regular Gifts

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

Happy Hour

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Ski lift mobile

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Skiing at Sea

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

'His wife is very supportive.'

Ski Holidays.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Piste-side Hotel

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

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Live soccer today.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'