Ski Resort Regular Gifts

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

Happy Hour

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

'His wife is very supportive.'

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Holidays.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Ski-ball.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Skiing Holiday