Recreation Manager Gifts

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

The MBA Draft

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Man fishing with large bait

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

A smiling cyclist

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."