Carnival Manager Gifts

"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Southwark Fair.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Dance.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Tunnel of love"

Carioca

Tunnel of TV

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Not guilty?"

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'...Please stop the...'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"