Carnival Season Gifts

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Tunnel of Fudge!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Zika and Carnival

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Southwark Fair.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

Funnel of Love

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Funnel of Love

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Tunnel of love"

Carioca

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Brazilian Blow dry